“Admittedly, this industry sucks, and it’s full of vampires.”
Most clinics run many of the same laboratory panels we do. The difference isn’t in the tests—it’s in the interpretation.
Too often, patients receive a generic supplement protocol, a brief explanation of their results, and little understanding of why those recommendations were made or how their findings fit together.
There are many brilliant minds in the functional medicine world. Many of the ideas that shaped this clinic came from people whose work we deeply respect.
But let’s not pretend they’re the majority.
The majority are still treating symptoms. They’ve just traded prescriptions for supplements and called it root-cause medicine because it’s trendy and lucrative.
Same bulls--t, different bottle.
Do we use supplements?
Absolutely. They’re powerful tools.
They’re also terrible substitutes for personal responsibility.
I have no interest in pretending otherwise.
Nobody’s asking you to “trust us”. Judge us by our work.
Below you’ll find pages from a real patient report.
Most people who land on this page have already had labs run by someone else, or maybe even by us, years ago. Many have spent thousands chasing answers.
Has anyone ever explained your health with this level of depth?
Has anyone ever connected your symptoms, your history, your laboratory findings, and your lifestyle into one coherent picture?
Or did they hand you a supplement list and wish you luck?
This is the standard every report is held to.
I’m proud of what we’ve built because I know how much work went into creating it—and because I know very few people are producing work at this level.
Ask most people which of their systems is the priority and they have no idea — they just know they feel awful, everywhere, all the time. But the body keeps a ledger, and every symptom you have written off as normal is an entry in it.
You can read that ledger yourself, right now — for free. A full Symptom Burden Assessment maps what you’re experiencing, system by system, and ranks it by what’s driving the rest. Take it and see your own results — like this real patient’s below.
Any practitioner can order a panel. Everything that matters happens after that — and it is not something software can do for you.
A real-world example. Let's say…
Your iron comes back low. The instinct is to replace it—and in many cases, that's exactly what happens.
But low iron doesn't always mean your body is deficient. Sometimes it's responding exactly as it was designed to. During chronic infection, significant inflammation, or certain disease processes, the body deliberately locks iron away because both microbes and abnormal cells depend on it to grow.
In that case, the low iron isn't the problem—it's part of your body's protective strategy.
If you simply add iron without understanding why it's low, you may do more than miss the root cause. You may provide additional fuel to the very process your body has been trying to restrict.
The laboratory value hasn't changed. The interpretation has. The treatment becomes completely different because the biology behind the result is different.
That is the difference between reading a number and understanding what the body is actually trying to tell you. It requires context, clinical judgment, and the ability to connect findings across the entire case—not software that generates recommendations from a reference range.
I don’t need your money.
And I certainly don’t need another person explaining and complaining their life away.
If you never think of us again, I will lose zero sleep tonight. Stay sick if you want. Eat the donuts, smoke the cigarettes, stay up till 3 am playing video games every night. You do you, boo.
I didn’t develop this for you.
I built this for action-takers.
For those who will do anything to feel better, who know there is a path to healing, and who just need direction. They are out there. They walk into our clinic everyday. They are our why.
If you’re looking for another miracle supplement to add to your cabinet — or another practitioner or doctor to blame — close this page.
People will say, “If you don’t care about the money, why isn’t this free?” Simple. I didn’t spend two years taking what our private patients receive and building a system that delivers the same thinking, laboratory interpretation, protocols, and decision-making process to give it away to people who wouldn’t appreciate it anyway.
The goal was affordability.
The goal was scalability.
The goal was accountability.
Mission accomplished.
Health is not a right. I pay for my health every single day with both dollars and effort. Entitlement is what keeps people sick.
Cold? Maybe. Honest — from my experience, 100%
If you’re looking for someone to coddle you — this ain’t it.
If you’re looking for someone to help you find answers and a path to finally make progress — welcome.
One payment. That’s the last decision you have to make. The moment your payment confirms, you’ll get an email with links to both of your intakes and a guide that walks you through the entire process. Your five labs are ordered that same moment — and shipped straight to your door.
The single most important thing you do. Your deep-history intake digs into what actually matters: your full history, your exposures, your work, your home, everything you’ve already tried and exactly where it failed. Then your Symptom Burden Assessment lets your own body flag which systems are under the most stress — before a single lab is run. Don’t worry: both prompt you through every question in the simplest way, giving us answers you didn’t know we needed.
Five labs, from stool and urine. Together they uncover:
This is the part you cannot buy anywhere else. Your labs, your assessment, and every answer from your intake are cross-referenced against one another and run through the process we spent years building. It is where every puzzle piece finally comes together — our intellect, our knowledge, our process, aimed entirely at you. We connect what no one else connects, surface the root causes, and lay out the why behind all of it.
A sequenced 90-day protocol built to your exact issues and your exact data — the precise brands and doses, the lifestyle changes, the diet your body needs, and the therapies that may actually move the needle. Not a shopping list. A customized plan.
We also offer 10% off practitioner-prescribed supplements for life — those you can’t buy off the shelf — formulated to correct root causes, not the usual grocery store vitamins.
A follow-up once you’ve completed your protocol.
You are NOT buying a miracle. The labs, the data, the knowledge do absolutely nothing without the “action” part of the plan, and that’s on you. So when you “buy” this — you also OWN the actions behind it.
You will not find more detailed, more precise data ANYWHERE. It doesn’t exist. I’m confident in telling you that we are giving you the most in-depth data out there. So if you are a data junkie (no shame in that — I also fall into that category, obviously) you will still find this valuable even if you do absolutely nothing with the information.
For those of you looking for results from the data — you need to actually do the work. Sorry, not sorry.
You’re also not buying unlimited access to me or my staff. You don’t get unlimited calls. You don’t get unlimited texts. You don’t get me on speed dial. Private patients pay over $56,000 for that level of access.
Instead, you’re getting the closest thing to sitting inside my brain without becoming a private patient. The process is the product. It’s clear. It’s customized. It’s built specifically for you — and it doesn’t require office visits, endless appointments, or hours spent in a waiting room.
That’s the price.
I don’t owe you an explanation — but just for breakdown’s sake, you should know that if you were to purchase just the lab panels individually, it would cost you $2,750 CAD retail. Those come with lab numbers, lab language, and generic lab interpretation. That’s it.
Because we order a large volume of testing, we receive preferred pricing from the laboratories. Most clinics keep the difference.
We don’t.
Our clinic makes very little on this Action Plan.
The value isn’t in the labs.
The value is in knowing what the hell to do with them.
If that makes sense to you, take action.
If it doesn’t, keep your money.
No hard feelings.
Order now and the Ingredient Integrity Index™ app is yours free for 6 months — long enough to understand your results and cater your diet to your recommendations, with the Index helping every step. I’ll send your code personally.
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